Book Review: I've Always Been A Yankees Fan

I’ve Always Been a Yankees Fan: Hillary Clinton in Her Own Words Author: Tom Kuiper
Publisher: World Ahead
Title: I’ve Always Been a Yankees Fan: Hillary Clinton in Her Own Words
Genre: Nonfiction

“[We] have nothing but praise for their courage, integrity, and professionalism, and we feel lucky to remain friends with many agents who protected us.”

“F$^& off! It’s enough that I have to see you *$%-kickers every day. I’m not going to talk to you, too. Just do your god%^* job and keep your mouth shut.”

“Stay the !@#$ back, stay the %^&* away from me! Don’t come within ten yards of me, or else!… Just &*%^ing do as I say, okay?”

“If you want to remain on this detail, get your #%&(ing @$^ over here and grab those bags.”

I haven’t seen the “f” word so much since high school. I’m astounded that a mature, responsible adult can’t find a more appropriate way to express herself. It was surprising, in a book that began with the previous quotes about the people who were committed to providing for the Clinton’s physical safety, that each quote was more damning than the last. Each quote should serve as another nail in Hillary’s political coffin. The fact that it won’t is a sad statement about today’s media, which gleefully reports any profanity that escapes the lips of Republicans.

It was very unexpected that a book consisting simply of quotes would be so entertaining. But it is both entertaining and effective. Why wax editorial when Hillary’s own words condemn her more thoroughly than anything the most partisan conservative could write? I found myself shaking my head in wonder that, even with the adulatory media coverage she’s enjoyed for most of her career, that Hillary could possibly consider running for office, especially President. Perhaps such a thorough compendium of quotes for any politician would be this unflattering. But I find that very hard to believe. It’s not the excessive and adolescent use of profanity. It’s not the lies, like saying that she was named for Sir Edmund Hillary or that Chelsea Clinton was near the WTC on 9/11. It’s not even the hypocrisy, for example her statement to Richard Nixon that, “Had you survived in office, you would have been light-years ahead of your time,” after she called him “pure evil,” worked tirelessly to run him out and even argued that he should be prosecuted for war crimes.

What makes this book an incredibly powerful resource is that it contains key statements about Hillary’s political philosophy, in her own words. Should she run for President in 2008, there will be no finer ammunition to use against her. Some breathtaking examples:

“Decisions about motherhood and abortion, schooling, cosmetic surgery, treatment of venereal disease, or employment [which] will significantly affect the child’s future, should not be made unilaterally by parents.”

“Many of you are well enough off that [President Bush's] tax cuts may have helped you. We’re saying that for America to get back on track, we’re probably going to cut that short and not give it to you. We’re going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.”

Aside from the Hillary quotes, this book serves to remind us of some of the Clinton’s most disgraceful episodes and includes quotes from her “friends, cronies and fellow travelers.” Chuck Schumer, Jimmy Carter, James Carville, Terry McAuliffe, Howard Dean and Bill Clinton are quoted on a variety of topics. Each quote is clearly cited and will arm you in arguments against the most determined Clintonista. In the Foreword, Dick Morris insists that Hillary will run in 2008. Having served as a Clinton political consultant for two decades, he is in a position to know. Thomas Kuiper is a long-time Hillary-watcher, and one of his most successful projects for Newsmax.com was the “Deck of Hillary” playing cards. Kuiper’s work in compiling these quotes will be a tremendous resource for conservatives when Hillary runs, and in the meantime it will be useful for anyone interested in politics, especially bloggers.

I would rate this book a 5 on a scale of 1 to 5.

Reviewed for Active Christian Media
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Laura Curtis is a web developer and master certified computer trainer in New Orleans.

Operation Summer Rains

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Just to recap: In spite of recent headlines that imply that the Palestinians have bent to international pressure and will now accept Israel, Hamas, the legally elected government of the Palestinian territory, proudly states that

We said we accept a state (in territory occupied) in 1967 — but we did not say we accept two states.”

They’ve been shooting rockets into Israel every day for quite a while now, from the newly Jew-free Gaza territory that Israel voluntarily left. This is not “resisting occupation,” it is an act of war. Next, the Palestinians tunneled about 1000 feet into Israel from Gaza, popped up long enough to kill some soldiers and kidnap one, and then escaped back to their own side of the line. More on the tunnel problem here. Now that Israel is responding, brace yourself for the international condemnation that will soon rain down – on Israel.

Cox and Forkum

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Let your money do the talking votewise

What we need is a combination of public financing (so that all candidates are on the same level playing field) and a third party administrator of campaign contributions (to dole out funds to incumbents that have indeed fulfilled the wishes of their c…

CAII Post Roundup

Here’s a roundup of some recent CAII posts:

From Morning Coffee, Did the Senate Just Blink?

In the ongoing debate over which version of Immigration reform congress will pass this year (if any) the Senate may have just blinked.
From the Washington Times:

The security of the border should be the No. 1 priority for an immigration bill, Sen. Arlen Specter said yesterday, and he’s open to a compromise that sets goals for border and interior enforcement ahead of a guest-worker program and path to citizenship for illegal aliens.

Colorado Gov to call special legislative session on immigration

This is a followup on Two previous CAII posts Colorado Supreme Court Won’t Allow Illegal Immigrant Measure on Ballot, and Hart joins Peña in battle (supporting persons residing unlawfully).

From The Colorado Springs Gazette

DENVER – Gov. Bill Owens will call a special session of the Legislature to deal with illegal immigration, including a proposal by ballot initiative proponents for a compromise based on a law passed by the Georgia Legislature, Owens’ spokesman Dan Hopkins said Tuesday.

From Free Constitution, Enforcing the Border:

While we wait, and wait for our representatives to take on an urgent issue, illegals of all nationalities pour in.

From the AP:

Two New York men have been charged with smuggling 21 illegal aliens into Vermont from Canada.

From CommonSenseAmerica, New Yorkers To Rally Against Illegal Immigration:

June 30th, 2006 at 6pm

New Yorkers for Immigration Control and Enforcement (NY I.C.E.) will rally in front of Senator Hillary Clinton’s Office at 780 Third Avenue in Manhattan (cross street is 49th Street) to protest the Senator’s support of illegal aliens

After rallying in front of Senator Clinton’s Office, NY I.C.E. plans to walk two blocks to Senator Schumer’s Office at 757 Third Ave. and rally there, since he, likewise, has supported illegal aliens.

**This was a production of The Coalition Against Illegal Immigration (CAII). If you would like to participate, please go to the above link to learn more. Afterwards, email the coalition and let me know at what level you would like to participate.

New Orleans Barbies

New Orleans area Limited Edition Barbies for 2005, with a hat tip to Max, a NOLA local and commenter over at Ace of Spades HQ.

Mattel recently announced the release of 11 limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Greater New Orleans Market for 2005:

North Shore Barbie

This princess Barbie is sold only at North Shore Mall. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with an augmented version.

Kenner Barbie

The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with a Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.

Treme Barbie

This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferable small, untraceable bills) … unless you are a cop, then we don’t know what you are talking about.

Old Metairie Barbie

This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won’t be able to afford any of them.

Chalmette Barbie

This pale model comes dressed in her won Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR T-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken’s butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.

Garden District Barbie

This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard print outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends. Percocet prescription available.

Westwego Barbie

This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Gretna Barbie’s house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.

Mid-City Barbie

This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch less feet, hairy armpits, no make-up and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Mid-City Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.

Algiers Barbie

This Barbie comes with a stroller and an infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and a bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.

Metairie Barbie

She’s wearing a Banana Republic outfit and watching her soaps on tv. She has her cell phone in hand, along with her home phone and day planner. On her planner she has the dates of all of her charity events listed. We don’t know where ken is because he’s always hunting or fishing.

French Quarter Barbie/Ken

This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple snap-on parts.