Free Advice
September 27, 2006 by Laura | Trackback URI
Here’s a few mistakes I’ve made, or know others who have. (Gee, that sounds so much like, “I’m not pregnant… but my friend is.” However, I only did one of these things, and I’m not going to admit which one! 
) Feel free to add your own to the comments.
When you are writing someone a quick thank you note for lending you bail money, do not write it on a couple of sheets of E-Z Wider paper.
No matter what a woman looks like, do not assume she is pregnant.
When you’re going on a job interview, do not confide in the receptionist that you’re “wicked hung over” and that you heard the boss is a [expletive], but you need the job bad because you need new equipment for your band.
When you are caught smoking weed in the school bathroom, do not offer the teacher who busted you a toke.
Even though you’re getting married next week, that really is a police officer issuing your ticket, not a stripper that your friends hired.
When you’re explaining to the police officer how you thought she was a stripper, do not offer, “I’ve still got a bit of a buzz,” as an excuse.
Do not critique your boss’s performance on a blog. Believe it or not, your boss can read, and even has a Google Alert set to his name.
If you absolutely must write about your boss on a blog, do not call his wife a “horse-faced tub o’ lard” and his children “Satan’s Spawn.”
And while writing about your boss, do not offer any commentary on the dumb [expletive] who hired him in exchange for [sexual act].
No matter how great the male exotic dancer looks, he’s not marriage material.
That Yugo is cheap for a reason!
When you have really bad vision, and a bad cold, do not take a lot of Nyquil and get into a hot shower when the deep conditioning hair treatment is on the shower shelf next to the Nair.
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- The Florida Masochist Says:
September 27th, 2006 at 5:23 pmI suppose Kiel can have a sick relative back in Texas. Cough-cough but wouldn’t going to the neighborhood pharmacy be cheaper and faster?
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The Florida Masochist Says:
September 28th, 2006 at 7:32 am
The Knucklehead of the Day awardToday’s winner is Florida State House Representative Adam Hasner.
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