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A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.
The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, “I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. “I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag, and he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk. So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean spirited lesbian!”
He retaliated by yelling, “Oh yeah? Well, so does Mrs. Clinton!”
“And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when the truck hit us.”
(Democrats, replace Kennedy and Clinton with the politicians of your choice…)

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Jihadi Du Jour Says:
September 29th, 2006 at 5:32 pmAlthough you may often hear the question, “what would Jesus do?”, you will never hear anyone ask “What would Mohammed do?” It doesn’t matter what the situation is, the answer is always the same: Mohammed would have your throat slit. OK, that’s ou…
First, the bad news – “The Choice: A Longer Life or More Stuff”
The average cost of a family insurance plan that Americans get through their jobs has risen another 7.7 percent this year, to $11,500, according to the Kaiser Family Foundation. In only seven years, the cost has doubled, while incomes and company revenue, which pay for health insurance, haven’t risen nearly as much.
The article took an unexpected turn, however, when it didn’t reflexively blame insurance companies, greedy doctors, and pharmaceuticals.
There is no question that the American medical system does suffer from a lot of waste, be it insurance industry bureaucracy or expensive procedures that haven’t been proven effective. But the No. 1 cause of the cost increases is still the one you can see at the hospital and in your medicine cabinet — defibrillators, chemotherapy, cholesterol drugs, neonatal care and other treatments that are both expensive and effective.
So the prices have gone up a great deal, and with each new advance in medical technology, the price will continue to go up. My family is an excellent example of the kind of tradeoffs we make. We have health insurance through my husband’s employer. It pays 100% of covered costs – after the $5,050 deductible has been met. In practice, this means that we get no real coverage, but we do enjoy the discounts that Blue Cross has negotiated with our providers. Small things we just “tough out.” Going to the doctor for the flu or anything self-limiting is unheard of. Over the counter medicine and good old fashioned common sense usually do the trick. When we do have to go to the doctor, we ask for samples, and when we need an ongoing prescription, we ask for something cheap. At my request, the doctor discontinued a medicine that even in it’s generic form was $60 a month, in favor of an older drug that did the same thing which cost $4 a month. When something major is wrong, we have it treated and make payments if necessary, so there’s no real lack of health care when it counts – we just don’t baby ourselves.
The bottom line is that it’s all about choices. There are a lot of ways that the average family could adjust their budgets to afford more health care. Just one example:
Fast food consumption now accounts for over 40 percent of an average family’s budget spent on food.
From the NYT article,
Somehow, going to the mall to buy clothes has come to be seen as a vaguely patriotic way to keep the economy humming, and taking out a risky mortgage is considered to be an investment in one’s future. But medical care? That’s just a cost.
The difference is, we have developed the idea that health care is an entitlement instead of a responsibility. I’m not suggesting that we defund health care for the poor and elderly. But as the article points out, the average middle class family that complains about the lack of affordable health care has unreasonable expectations about what health care should cost, and chooses not to make it a budget priority. You get what you pay for.
Germany just says no to dhimmitude… for now, anyway. We’ll see how well they stick to it. An opera with cameo appearances by the severed heads of Mohammed, Jesus and Buddha was pre-emptively cancelled for fear of offending Muslims.
Chancellor Angela Merkel condemned “self-censorship out of fear”.
“We must take care that we do not retreat out of a fear of potentially violent radicals,” she said.
As far as the cancellation goes, I’m interested in knowing what would move someone to include those severed heads in this opera in the first place. Probably the same thing that moves someone to spray a crucifix with urine and take a picture of it. They’re morons. However, there’s no law against being stupid in any country I ever heard of, and if they want to showcase the fact that they’re morons and collect a small fee from people even more stupid than themselves who want to watch it, more power to them.
Earlier [Interior Minister Wolfgang Schaeuble] told the German newspaper Sueddeutsche Zeitung that Muslims in Germany had to accept European norms and values.
So Germany is working to integrate their Islamic immigrant community. Maybe France can take a page from their book. You would think the 30,000 people who had their cars burned last year would demand it. The vastly under-reported Ramadan celebrations in Brussels have provoked the fear, not of civil unrest, looting hospitals being set on fire, but of the dreaded backlash.
The authorities are especially nervous since the Belgian municipal elections are being held on Sunday October 8th. It is likely that the elections will be won by anti-immigrant, “islamophobic” parties.
So the Germans are – for now – taking a stand against dhimmitude, France has predictably surrendered, Belgium is TBD, and the BBC is, along with the AP, working for the other side:
Was the German opera company right to cancel the production? Are the followers of some religions more sensitive than others? Is there a genuine threat to artistic freedom, or was the controversial scene just designed to provoke Muslims and gain publicity?
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