From the Dept. Of You Look Like An Idiot

A strong majority of 80% of those polled want you to pull up your pants.

Robber stops, prays with victim…

and then proceeds with the robbery.

The deuce you say!

You mean to say it’s possible that the White House tipped a reporter on Michelle Obama’s trip to Target?  That’s not where she buys those $500 sneakers and those wide belts she hikes up so far that every outfit has an Empire waist?  I certainly hope you’re not suggesting the whole thing was a campaign ruse to downplay the First Lady’s jet-setting lifestyle.  Sorry, I simply can’t believe that.

Left Whines About Anti-Obama Billboards

I knew I should have posted on this last week when I first heard of it – the guy lives about ten minutes from my house. Now the story is all the rage on the conservative blogosphere.
/kicks self

Anyway, Michelle Malkin’s post about the guy whose neighbors grudgingly admit that “unfortunately” he has a legal right to post anti-Obama signs is the go-to post on this topic.