Over at Ace – Russian “Ninja” Arrested In Italy
Obviously just a hard working ninja trying to live up to the high standards of his profession: Guaranteed delivery in 30 minutes or less, or we commit Seppuku! Well, okay, he actually was just an ordinary thief. Possibly someone from Samurai Burger, totally without honor, trying to impugn the honor of ninja everywhere.
The “ninja” was known to have struck several times – his head wrapped in a black bandana, a powerful bow in one hand and a knife strapped to his leg.
He targeted isolated farms late at night forcing farmers to hand over cash and valuables at arrow point.
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But on Monday night the “ninja” was outwitted.
As he smashed through the door of a farmhouse, a feisty old pensioner was waiting for him.
The old man came down the stairs but tripped on the last step letting off his rifle.
Doubtless you think you can do better – apply today!
However, if you’re not up to the challenge – and face it, gaijin, you’re not - you can still order tasty Ninja Burgers online.
