Flying While Smelly

There are reasonable restrictions (the width of the seat) applied to passengers who are flying while fat.  And even though that is sometimes unevenly enforced, it is at least a measurable standard: can the armrests go down, or not?  But flying while smelly is a good deal more subjective – and harder to prove later on if the passenger complains or sues.   That must have been a tough call on the part of the flight attendants.  I always try to remember to keep some Vicks Vaporub in my purse in the event of a stinky seatmate, because long flights are unbearable when you’re stuck breathing in someone’s unbathed fumes – or worse, farts.

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