Okay, I’m not really. Took about a nanosecond for you to figure that one out, I’m sure. 
As a matter of fact I have not posted much on faith lately because I really have a conviction that I’m not called to preach or teach, and I’m trying to figure out where the line is between my personal testimony and teaching and preaching is. So why the title? Because Dave Taylor gave a nod to Gilbert and Sullivan with this post – I Am the Very Model of a Blogging Evangelical. Go check it out, it’s fabulous. Here’s a sample:
I am the very model of a blogging evangelical,
I’ve got a blog you ought to read, it’s relevant and biblical,
I know the parts of TULIP, and I know the church historical,
From Pentecost to Purpose-Driven®, blogging like an oracle;
I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters cinematical,
For quoting all the latest buzz, I admit my blog’s piratical,
About the movies’ Christian themes I’m teeming with a lot of news,
With many trenchant points about such things no one could ever use.
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