Cockfighting will finally be outlawed in Louisiana:
On Friday, Louisiana will become the last state to outlaw the rooster fights, a move that cockfighting enthusiasts said marks the end of a rich rural tradition.
Other rich rural traditions we no longer practice in Louisiana:
- slavery
- not having electricity
- cooking all our meals in fireplaces
- using hand plows
- sharecropping
It’s called progress, rednecks. Deal with it.
