Good grief: Who would Jesus vote for? ME, says Democratic congressional candidate
The Democratic nominee in Utah’s 3rd Congressional District told The Salt Lake Tribune that Jesus would vote for him if he had the chance.
Well, it’s an easy shot at the Dems, but let’s not pretend that Republicans don’t play this game (::cough:: Huckabee!! ::cough::) too. They’re just a bit more subtle than this guy. Here’s a little newsflash for ALL these pandering politicians:
- Jesus is not American.
- Jesus doesn’t need to be registered to vote here. He can fully control any outcome of any question in any circumstance at any time in America; no voting necessary. (And everywhere else.)
- Jesus is a monarchist.
For that matter, Huck ain’t a republican… I don’t care who he ran “for”….
So many interesting Dems ran this year! Unfortunately, most of them ran for Republican Nominee.